MINION JOKES MOVIE

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MINION JOKES MOVIE

The Minions movie is all about the lovable, Enjoy, Entertain and Laugh with Funny quotes and Sayings. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. The best funny minion quotes ever Minions are so cute in their looks and funny in actions. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

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